Rat lessons: rats will eat/chew anything!!!!!

although many are skeptical about this fact,
most rats will eat/chew anything!!!!! now see there?
i knew i could work the title into the dialogue!
anyway, here's an example:
I walked into my room to let the rats out.
as reading on my bed, i heard a chewing sound.
unsure of what the noise was, i crawled under the bed to see.
of course the culprit had run away at that point, but guess what i found instead?
no not a pile of raisins. that would be even worse. ( for people not familiar with the second use for the word, "raisins", it means rat feces. disgusting i know. ) anyway, i found a chewed
up lip balm tube with, (sit down now if you haven't already,) NO lip balm left!
yes that's right, THE RATS ATE IT ALL! and i mean ALL!
don't worry, the rats were fine, but here's the first lesson:
never leave anything lying around.

Rat lessons; info

OK, everyone here knows i have rats right?
( and if they don't, then no, this is not cooking extravaganza. )
anyway, i reckoned a cool way to run this here blog,
( that was a taste 'o southern accent fer ya'll. *snicker* )
would be to use, *tantantara!* SEGMENTS! so, introducing the
very first segment, "rat lessons." if you're thinking about getting a rat,
this segment give's you the pros/cons of rat ownership.
but trust me. with rats as wily as mine?
its mostly all cons.
that was humor by the way.
ttyl!