Rat lessons; info

OK, everyone here knows i have rats right?
( and if they don't, then no, this is not cooking extravaganza. )
anyway, i reckoned a cool way to run this here blog,
( that was a taste 'o southern accent fer ya'll. *snicker* )
would be to use, *tantantara!* SEGMENTS! so, introducing the
very first segment, "rat lessons." if you're thinking about getting a rat,
this segment give's you the pros/cons of rat ownership.
but trust me. with rats as wily as mine?
its mostly all cons.
that was humor by the way.
ttyl!