Rat lessons: rats will eat/chew anything!!!!!

although many are skeptical about this fact,
most rats will eat/chew anything!!!!! now see there?
i knew i could work the title into the dialogue!
anyway, here's an example:
I walked into my room to let the rats out.
as reading on my bed, i heard a chewing sound.
unsure of what the noise was, i crawled under the bed to see.
of course the culprit had run away at that point, but guess what i found instead?
no not a pile of raisins. that would be even worse. ( for people not familiar with the second use for the word, "raisins", it means rat feces. disgusting i know. ) anyway, i found a chewed
up lip balm tube with, (sit down now if you haven't already,) NO lip balm left!
yes that's right, THE RATS ATE IT ALL! and i mean ALL!
don't worry, the rats were fine, but here's the first lesson:
never leave anything lying around.

Rat lessons; info

OK, everyone here knows i have rats right?
( and if they don't, then no, this is not cooking extravaganza. )
anyway, i reckoned a cool way to run this here blog,
( that was a taste 'o southern accent fer ya'll. *snicker* )
would be to use, *tantantara!* SEGMENTS! so, introducing the
very first segment, "rat lessons." if you're thinking about getting a rat,
this segment give's you the pros/cons of rat ownership.
but trust me. with rats as wily as mine?
its mostly all cons.
that was humor by the way.
ttyl!

Personality check.

Here's a little personality check up on my babies.

First, we have Suki,
The angelic little cutie rat.

Fave cuddling place:

My armpit when I’m on my bed
Reading.

Fave food:

Kale kale kale.

Pet peeve:

People who don’t devote themselves
To giving her love.

What she would say if she could talk:
Gimme love, gimme love gimme love.

Biggest Problem with personality:

She can’t fight back to ANYTHING the others
Do to her.

Then Meisha.
The accident prone, mischievous, little devil.

Fave cuddling place:

My shirt.

Fave food:

Anything Suki happens to be eating
At the moment.

Pet peeve:

Closed doors.

What she would say if she could talk:

I WANT ADVENTURE! LEMME OUT OF HERE!

Biggest problem with personality:

She is NEVER out of trouble.

Finally phoenix.
The lazy little squishy rat.

Fave cuddling place:

The basket I hung in their cage.

Fave food:

Chickpeas.

Pet peeve:

People who pick her up when she’s sleeping.

What she would say if she could talk:

Gimme a melon now.

Biggest problem with personality:
…

As you can see, it can be hard to live with pets,
who are ALL the exact opposites of each other.
but hey! i make do!

RATS RATS RAAATS!

HI EVERYBODY!
if you read my other blog,
Memagic.blogspot.com
then you know, i have pet rats!
anyway, Rat world is all about, (you guessed it!)
RATS!
here you can read postings on all
the highlights of my rats life! how cool is that?
huh?
huh?
huh?